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Thursday, Oct. 16, 2003 - 10:23 pm

When God was creating the human race, he lined up all the males on one side and all the females opposite. Then he asked: Which of your species would like to urinate standing up? Well, the males went crazy, shouting that they wanted to pee standing up. 'Fine', says God, 'Women get multiple orgasms'.

And on a side note; FUCK THE YANKEES!

CLOTHES: Blink 182 Shirt & Shorts
MUSIC/TV: DCI on Cline
FEELING: Awesome

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